it’s frankly shocking to me that LEGO has created a set that essentially says to girls, “We know you don’t have the building, design and engineering skills to handle real LEGOs, so we’ve made you a special set that lets you pretend like you’re playing with LEGOs without actually doing any of the complicated work.”

There are a million other girl’s toys that reinforce the exact same stereotypes as these new LEGO sets, but none of them come with the history and brand promise of being a tool for exploration and creativity like LEGO. People are fired up over this particular toy because it feels like a betrayal.

There’s just no way the natural gastric acid inside your stomach can compete with today’s ultra-aggressive, hyper-modern “super foods.” Your tummy needs a supplement. And that’s where Mountain Dew thrives. With its advanced mouse-eroding electrolytes, Mountain Dew can destroy what your body cannot.

Granted it’s only the beginning of January, but this is the best thing I’ve read all year.